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Winner: The Monthly Lighthearted Poetry Contest #6

Hated Terminology

by Yolanda Barton
(Wiltshire, UK)

Hated Terminology

by Yolanda Barton

An ode to cringe-inducing language

The room of hated terms
Is
tip-top filled, ram-packed with pretentious gewgaws
Like Hyacinth Bucket’s
lounge.
Here, the only thing to
consume
Is
frangipanes, laid out bountifully beneath
reeking
jonquils.
The
settee emits a frisson of feeling
As I sit. My
pedometer,
Which lives on my phone and detects footsteps,
Not sexual deviants, as the name suggests,
Anticipates a
cheat day. Anorectic
Impulses (the actual medical term
For the silent murderer)
Piggyback,
swelling, bloating, increasing
In the stuffy hush. There’s no real
justice
That utterance brought by the Normans
Which always makes me wonder if I’ve wronged,
impudent, and someone wants a quick word.
There are
decadent sins I’ve committed, no doubt.
I’ve not been a
good girl. No. Someone’s been naughty.
I have used my
influence, some unknown privilege
To secretly demonstrate I am not a
team player.
There must be some punishment
For my
problematic ways; shame on me.
An
insolent rejection of mucky, abhorred words
That make my flesh crawl. Thrash me with a
spatula.


Biography
Yolanda Barton is a poet, artist and author based in Oxfordshire, UK.
Yolanda sees poetry as a way to connect, convey ideas and preserve
memory, including memories that are inconvenient to society or

undesirable to authority. She also writes factual articles under a nom de
plume for politics journals. Yolanda has lived and worked in Nottingham,
both during the boom years and the crash, and in South Korea and Taiwan,
all of which strongly influences her work. She has also studied at the
University of Nottingham and Oxford, and was published at both universities,
including in the Oxford Forum Journal
. She is to be published this year in
the 4th Blue Hour Anthology, Snow Leopard's 'Strength,' and in Nothing
Books' latest poetry anthology for the Mind mental health charity.

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