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Save Me a Seat From Broadway by Jessica Conine

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Short Plays Magazine Contest #1 – First Place

January 15th, 2026

Save Me a Seat From Broadway

by Jessica Conine

Characters: 
WOMAN: secretive, spunky
MAN: smart, convincing, upright

Setting:
A dim nightclub, 1938, Dallas Texas.

Scene:

(A MAN and a WOMAN sit across the table from each other.  Both are silent and avoiding
each other's eyes.  The MAN takes a moment before beginning.)

MAN
You know you gotta come with me, right?

(The WOMAN looks at him, then down. A beat)

WOMAN
I-I don't know.  See, I like it here, I have a routine here, one day I might even have
friends here, / I don't know.

MAN
How?  You're scared of getting close to anyone nowadays anyways. (A beat) You know
it would be better, we've talked about this. / Better for both of us.

WOMAN
It wouldn't be better for me, you have to see that. And besides, I've got my gig here,
Larry said he'd let me sing when Alice is on her break, / this could be my big shot,
finally!

MAN
Larry doesn't know you!

WOMAN
He doesn't have to!

MAN
He will, though, if you keep doing this stuff.  Everyone will.

WOMAN
No they… (A beat)... Because of… (she's hesitant) because of you know who,
I'm half of myself.  Because of what happened that day, people will just say "Any relation?",
and "What a coincidence!". 
 
MAN
(Taunting) Or would they say "Hmm... I wonder..."

WOMAN
NO! (Huffing, composing herself) Without him...I have the greatest disguise ever conceived.

MAN
Until someone figures you out.  You and your little secret. (Silence. Then, leaning in)
You know, I could stand up and say your name, right here, right now, and everything you are
will be brought to light.

(She thinks for a moment, then decidedly shakes her head)

WOMAN
That ain't true, I'll tell you that right now.

MAN
Oh really, you're so sure?

WOMAN
Yes, for two reasons.  One, Everyone knows that woman is dead. Two... ( more warmly)
you're a good man, and you know the right thing to do.

MAN
I can't tell you that makes me feel much better.  You don't exactly have the best track record.

WOMAN
That's the thing, babe:  I've been around enough bad guys to know what a good one looks like.
I'd say I've gotten to know you pretty good these past few months.

MAN
Please, don't –

WOMAN
And you're definitely one of them.

(A beat.  Then, he leans across the table)

MAN
The fact is... half of America's greatest crime spree couple – Miss Bonnie Parker herself –
is still alive... and she's sitting across the table from me. (Long beat) That woman wasn't
you, Bonnie.  She didn't deserve that fate, and you know it.

WOMAN
No, she didn't.  But I can't control that.  Do you think I tied her up and strapped her to the seat?

MAN
No, I'm... I'm not saying that. Who was she, anyway?

WOMAN
Hell if I know.  Clyde and I had split quietly before then.  I saw her picture in the newspaper
plenty though, too shot up for people to tell it wasn't me.  But Lord knows I ain't some rolly-polly
little rat face bitty.

MAN
The point is, you didn't die in that car, she did.

WOMAN
But I was granted a death just as much as she was. (A beat) Think of it as, I don't know,
divine intervention.

MAN
Why would the divine wanna intervene with the likes of you?

(She raises her eyebrows and sits back. After some thought, he concedes. ) 

MAN (cont. )
Alright fine, I'll bite. What do you have to gain from all of this?

WOMAN
You know how you read a book, and you get to a part that wrenches your heart out, and you know
something bad is coming but you can't do anything to change it or stop it?  And you just want to go
back to before it all became a mess? That's my life.  But y'see, I'm lucky, because I've gotten
the chance to rip those pages out and rewrite my ending.  Who gets the chance to do that?

(Sighing, the MAN feels trapped)

MAN
Bonnie, I... (frustrated) What about me?  What about my life, what I... it's my duty Bonnie. 

WOMAN
So, that's it then. Duty. (She crosses her arms and thinks) That's all it was ever
about, wasn't it.  Your. Duty.

MAN
No, no... well, I mean, at / first-

WOMAN
Right, right.

MAN
Then, Bonnie, then... it turned into... I don't know.  I don't know what it turned into,
but it was... something else.

WOMAN
Something you... liked? 

(She grabs his hand.  A beat, then he pulls his hand away)

MAN
It doesn't matter. (He sighs, pondering. Then continues) If... if I consider letting
you stay here, how do I know you won't wreak havoc.

WOMAN
I'm not that girl anymore.  My name was always attached to his.  Clyde's dead, and trust me, I don't
want to be just Bonnie.  Maybe it's time for people to get to know Miss Parker.  That's all I've 
ever wanted, I suppose.

MAN
What will I tell them at the bureau?

WOMAN
Tell them the truth. Bonnie Parker is dead.

MAN
(A beat) What will you do?

WOMAN
I don't know.  Isn't that exciting?
 
(The MAN stands, begins to walk out. He stops, then looks at the floor, then to her, smirking.)

MAN  
Best save me a seat from Broadway, Miss Parker.  I'll be watching you.

END

About the Playwright
Jessica Conine resides in Rome, Georgia, United States.
Read the playwright's biography and The Short Play's the Thing publications on Jessica Conine's Artist Page.

Short Plays Collection
This play is also featured in Short Plays Collection #1, published in the The Short Play's the Thing Playhouse.

Keywords: secret identity, alternate history, crime mystery, Bonnie and Clyde, Bonnie Parker

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